Athletes Sporting Terrible Hairdos

After watching an afro wielding Belgian single-handedly shut down Men United (by money) last night, I felt obligated to point the finger at some of the world’s less-than-stellar haircuts.

5. Chris Kaman.

As a white NBA player, your role typically centres around not screwing up and keeping the real players on the team well hydrated with H2O. Growing your golden locks out to resemble a cousin of the Addams Family is not advisable. C’mon man. Think about what will happen, when you jump around!

4. Ronaldo.

No not that one, the old, Brazilian Ronaldo. Picture this: You are the world’s best player. It’s a World Cup year. It’s the world’s biggest stage. You want to look your best. So! you show up like this… I can only think he got some terrible advise from his agent convincing him that this would cushion his scalp whilst heading the ball. No other explanation makes sense.

3. Tim Tebow.

NFL star and former college superstar, Tim Tebow is beloved by millions. In fact, his is on the cover of next month’s GQ, for the second time. So it is not a surprise that when he was drafted by the Denver Broncos, his veteran teammates wanted to bring him back down to earth (superman likes to fly). They did so, with this splendid Friar Tuck number. Vets 1 – 0 Tebow.

2. Andre Agassi.

Again, you’re the best in your sport. Surely, your game makes you stick out enough with having this going on. I understand you want it ‘all business up front, with a party in the back’, but all you are achieving is looking like the mad guy from Police Academy.

1. Salomon Kalou.

It must be a football thing. As a regular resident of the Chelsea bench, Kalou was handed the chance to play in the Champions League final. No doubt, the biggest game the Ivorian will ever play in. So what goes through your mind? “This is my dream, let’s get to work”, or “It’s time to shine”… no. Salomon drove straight to the barber and demanded he shave a spider in his melon. I literally have no idea why. It even bothered eventual match-winner, Didier Drogba.

Honorable Mentions:
Footballer, Gervinho’s curtain opening fivehead
NBA’s Adam Morrison’s…well… this
Golfer John Daly’s peroxide disaster (not helped by the outfit)
NFL’s Jared Allen’s mullet.


About jamieonsport

My name is Jamie and I have been addicted to sports since I was 6. As a method of self-prescribed medication for the illness, I thought it would be good to detail my thoughts on the sporting world. So welcome to the workings of my inner-monologue. Join in, ignore, share, laugh, cry, be offended, be inspired, take my ranting however you will, but thanks for checking in.
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