Are You A Fan or A Fanatic?

Fanatic, Fan, Fan

If you are unsure, you are probably a fanatic. But just to check…

A fan has a season ticket
A fanatic has had a season ticket since 1961!

A fan refers to their team by their name
A fanatic refers to their team as “we”

A fan goes to home games
A fanatic goes to away games

A fan knows the name of their team’s players
A fanatic knows the birthday of their team’s squad

A fan wears the team’s jersey to a game
A fanatic wears the team’s jersey on a date

A fan shows up before the game
A fanatic shows up at the pub before it opens

A fan spends a lot of time supporting his team
A fanatic spends a lot of his/her salary on his team

A fan swares by their team
A fanatic swares at their team

A fan gets a team cake for their 7th birthday
A fanatic gets a team cake for their 47th birthday

A fan takes his girlfriend to the game
A fanatic dumps his girlfriend to go to the game

A fan has the team’s jersey
A fanatic has a team tattoo

A fan sings at a game
A fanatic sings at work

A fan brings stats into a fight
A fanatic brings a baseball bat into a fight

A fan asks for an autograph
A fanatic asks for a lock of hair

A fan names his dog after a player
A fanatic names his first-born after a player

A fan buys a memorable brick at the stadium
A fanatic buys a brick, and chucks it through the window of the rival’s stadium

A fan shares their disappointment with his mates
A fanatic shares their disappointment in a dark room on YouTube

A fan hangs a mini team shirt from his rear view mirror
A fanatic paints his team’s logo on his bonnet

A fan drowns their sorrows
A fanatic drowns opposing fans

A fan follows his team on Twitter
A fanatic follows his team to their homes

A fan goes to a topless bar after a game
A fanatic goes topless during a game

A fan raise a foam finger
A fanatic raises their middle finger

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About jamieonsport

My name is Jamie and I have been addicted to sports since I was 6. As a method of self-prescribed medication for the illness, I thought it would be good to detail my thoughts on the sporting world. So welcome to the workings of my inner-monologue. Join in, ignore, share, laugh, cry, be offended, be inspired, take my ranting however you will, but thanks for checking in.
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